Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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