ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Randomize
