I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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