How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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