"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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