just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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