Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Randomize
