i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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