Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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