Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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