I should be sponsored by Trojan
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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