8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
time to smoke my breakfast
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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