how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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