Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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