id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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