I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
there's paper in my vomit.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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