Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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