Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
NoShamevember. You game?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize