I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
How external is "for external use only"?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Everclear isn't food dammit
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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