Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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