does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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