did you get engaged???
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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