no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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