doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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