I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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