I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
