I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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