hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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