Already got asked if we're dating
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
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