Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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