would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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