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• (415): View more from California

  Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling

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  God, I love San Francisco.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?

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• (631): View more from New York

  She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night

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• (951): View more from California

  I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.

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• (818): View more from California

  we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am

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