Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize