i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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