Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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