there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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