im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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