I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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