I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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