what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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