quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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