Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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