Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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