I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
should my penis look like a turkey
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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