you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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