actually, I'm a sock model
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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