theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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