So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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