I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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