She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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