that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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