I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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