If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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