try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
where are my pants?
in the oven.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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