she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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