I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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